GREETING CARD PORTFOLIO
“In the summer of 2004, after 17 years of touring as a stand-up comic and 10 years of toiling as a freelance writer, I retired from the road in order to become an in-house staff writer for the Alternative Cards Department of Cleveland's American Greetings Corporation. Here is some of the humorous copy I generated while on staff: Shaw_Greeting_Card_Portfolio.pdf All copy and artwork is copyrighted (so you won't copy, right?) by American Greetings Corporation and is presented here purely for your reading pleasure, and to inspire you to buy more AG products in the future so I can keep those four-cent residual checks rolling in.” - JTFD
— American Greetings Corporation, Cleveland, Ohio.